1. Lose weight…by being cursed by a gypsy.
2. Get the best job of my life…by pretending I am a woman.
3. Become a better athlete…by turning myself into a werewolf.
4. Become more family oriented…by being shot in the head and getting amnesia.
5. Make my friends happier…by causing a shuttle mishap that sends them into space.
6. Help a troubled minority teenager…by teaching him about football.
7. Help save the community rec center…by winning the annual break dancing competition.
8. Expose school corruption…by becoming a pirate radio DJ.
9. Solve unsolved murders…by using my ability to talk to ghosts.
10. Prevent World War III…by working with/against time traveling robots.
11. Eat less red meat.